III
1. My brother, in reply to "I've just downloaded Friends- all 10 complete seasons!":
1. My brother, in reply to "I've just downloaded Friends- all 10 complete seasons!":
"Yea... coz you don't have any."
2. My brother scowling over a single bag of chips:
"Next time why don't you buy TWO bags?
One for me, and one for me?"
3. My brother in a bakery: "(This place) smells nice... I wanna live in a bakery... I would, if I could."